I’d tell you, but then I’d…

So I’ve sworn about forty-one Confidentiality clauses for this small, independent

feature. And that means that I won’t tell you anything about it, or confirm that I was
in it, really. If I was. And I won’t share any photos or video, were there any to share.
And were I to say I relished wearing horn-rimmed glasses I would most certainly be
referring to some other film experience.